[Shitpost] What say ye?

"Bourbon&JellyBeans" (bourbonandjellybeans) 12/22/2016 at 13:48 • Filed to: None

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I was just in a public restroom at Starbucks and there were *instructions* on how employees should wash their hands before returning to work. They suggest wetting your hands, then adding soap, then wash and rinse. I’ve always added soap first, then wet my hands, then wash and rinse. Have I been doing it wrong this whole time?!?!?! Oppo help!

For Sweden > Bourbon&JellyBeans 12/22/2016 at 13:50

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You’re a monster

MonkeePuzzle > Bourbon&JellyBeans 12/22/2016 at 13:50

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yes, also you wipe your bum wrong.

feel shame everytime you are in a bathroom because we will not inform you of the correct process.

TheRevanchist > Bourbon&JellyBeans 12/22/2016 at 13:53

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Yes. Yes you have. Follow what the USDA says and quit trying to get us sick from your filthy paws.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Bourbon&JellyBeans 12/22/2016 at 13:54

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I bet you put toothpaste straight onto the dry toothbrush, you monster.

RyanFrew > Bourbon&JellyBeans 12/22/2016 at 13:54

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You’ve been doing it 100% correct....for a serial killer.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Bourbon&JellyBeans 12/22/2016 at 13:54

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I like how instructions on hand washing are necessary for alleged grown ass adults.

Party-vi > For Sweden 12/22/2016 at 13:55

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You’re a mod, sir.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Bourbon&JellyBeans 12/22/2016 at 13:56

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Yes.

scoob > Bourbon&JellyBeans 12/22/2016 at 13:56

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How do you hang your toilet paper rolls?

Takuro Spirit > Bourbon&JellyBeans 12/22/2016 at 13:56

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I listened to a podcast with a bunch of dudes the other day discussing how 90% of the time 90% of them wash BEFORE going to the bathroom but not after.

Roundbadge > Bourbon&JellyBeans 12/22/2016 at 13:57

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Thank you, sir, for this informative post.

I’ve been doing it wrong myself, as well. I usually wash, rinse, wet hands, then apply soap to the floor. I shall go forth, properly instructed!

For Sweden > Party-vi 12/22/2016 at 13:57

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It takes a monster to recognize monsters

Xyl0c41n3 > Bourbon&JellyBeans 12/22/2016 at 13:58

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In most states the signs are a legal requirement of the local health and safety codes. In other words, they must be placed in commercial bathrooms and kitchens as a rule of law.

Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever > Takuro Spirit 12/22/2016 at 14:02

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(relevant bit @ 0:46 if it doesn’t auto cue)

gmctavish needs more space > Takuro Spirit 12/22/2016 at 14:02

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Well your hands are touching who knows what all day, but your junk is just hanging around in your underwear. Probably not the worst idea to do before and after, but only before is pretty uncalled for

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > scoob 12/22/2016 at 14:03

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random001 > Bourbon&JellyBeans 12/22/2016 at 14:05

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The worst is when the instruction say wet hands, add soap, rinse, get clean towel, dry hands, turn off water with towel....

....and they only have that electric bacon machine.

Shamoononon drives like a farmer > Bourbon&JellyBeans 12/22/2016 at 14:09

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I couldn’t believe people were so daft they need a sign to tell them to wash their hands after going to the bathroom. Then I had a guy try to tell me that his junk was cleaner than, say, a door knob and that he didn’t need to wash his hands after going to the bathroom. His point had to do with people being too much germaphobe. I now have hand sanitizer and clorox wipes at my desk just for his visits.

Wacko > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/22/2016 at 14:10

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i do, then i wet it.

Sam > Bourbon&JellyBeans 12/22/2016 at 14:11

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But was the bathroom gender neutral? That’s the importantest part.

Sam > Xyl0c41n3 12/22/2016 at 14:13

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Yeah, but usually they don’t require step-by-step instructions on proper handwashing. That is a decision by management or corporate.

Wacko > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 12/22/2016 at 14:13

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so in a way, everyone touches his knob too.

Takuro Spirit > gmctavish needs more space 12/22/2016 at 14:13

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After for sure. Especially if its a public restroom and you’re grabbing handles and knobs and whatnot 1,000,000,000,000 people have also touched after touching THEIR junk.

gmctavish needs more space > Takuro Spirit 12/22/2016 at 14:15

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Yeah I’m honestly pretty impressed with human immune systems considering what we come in contact with all day

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > Bourbon&JellyBeans 12/22/2016 at 14:15

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yes

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Wacko 12/22/2016 at 14:18

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Pol Pot is alive and well it seems

red014 > Bourbon&JellyBeans 12/22/2016 at 14:19

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You think a sign is bad... Middlesex College has a class and the teacher was on Leno back in 2000.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > For Sweden 12/22/2016 at 14:23

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cbell04 > Bourbon&JellyBeans 12/22/2016 at 14:24

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I just wash my hands with that little bar of soap always hanging out in the toilet.

Shamoononon drives like a farmer > Wacko 12/22/2016 at 14:45

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Yeah, what a sick jerk.

Bourbon&JellyBeans > cbell04 12/22/2016 at 14:58

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Now that’s convenient!

Pyrochazm > cbell04 12/22/2016 at 15:11

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I always thought those were giant mentos.

Bourbon&JellyBeans > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/22/2016 at 15:17

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WHAT?! I DO THIS WRONG TOO?!

Bourbon&JellyBeans > Xyl0c41n3 12/22/2016 at 15:18

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This sign has step by step direction with pictures.

Bourbon&JellyBeans > scoob 12/22/2016 at 15:23

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With the piece you pull on facing out. Lol

Bourbon&JellyBeans > scoob 12/22/2016 at 15:23

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With the piece you pull on facing out. Lol

Bourbon&JellyBeans > MonkeePuzzle 12/22/2016 at 15:23

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If only there was an informative sign in the stall! :(

Bourbon&JellyBeans > Roundbadge 12/22/2016 at 15:24

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How are you even still living?!

Bourbon&JellyBeans > Sam 12/22/2016 at 15:25

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It was on a technicality. Single-person bathroom.

Svart Smart, traded in his Smart > Bourbon&JellyBeans 12/22/2016 at 15:35

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I always wet my hands first because, in the olden days of bar soap (or soap flakes from a grinder mounted on the wall), you need some water on your hands to work the soap into a lather. I still do this, even with liquid/foaming soaps, because it’s easier to distribute the soap over my hands when they’re wet and slippery.

cbell04 > Pyrochazm 12/22/2016 at 16:00

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Xyl0c41n3 > Sam 12/22/2016 at 16:13

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Really? Here’s a sign offered by a county government agency :

I don’t know why this is such a surprise. I’ve seen variations of these extremely detailed signs and the more simple ones everywhere.

Xyl0c41n3 > Bourbon&JellyBeans 12/22/2016 at 16:13

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And? That’s not uncommon at all.

TheRealBicycleBuck > cbell04 12/22/2016 at 16:24

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What do you mean, toilet? That’s clearly a sink.

Sam > Xyl0c41n3 12/22/2016 at 17:35

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Huh, in Indiana I’ve only seen “employees must wash hands before returning to work” but never anything detailed. Maybe the regs are different state to state?

wiffleballtony > Bourbon&JellyBeans 12/22/2016 at 19:10

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I go water -> soap -> toilet -> food preparation

Bourbon&JellyBeans > Xyl0c41n3 12/22/2016 at 19:13

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The very fact that they are necessary is just funny to me. Can you imagine someone looking at the sink, then looking at their hands, then back at the sink. They give a sigh. “Okay, I can do this. Step 1...”